Tuesday, August 12, 2014

thombreon:

how do you even begin talkin to boys? how do you tell them they’re cute and you wanna kiss? askin for a friend

Monday, August 11, 2014

carlofscar:

Rip man

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Friday, August 8, 2014

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Thursday, August 7, 2014

Three years later, a new girl sits cross-legged on your bed.
She tastes like a different flavor of bubblegum than you are used to.
She opens up a book that you had to read in high school, and a folded picture of us falls out of chapter three.
Now there are two unfinished stories resting in her lap.
Inevitably, she asks, and you tell her.

You say: I dated her a while back.
You don’t say: Sometimes, when I’m holding you, I imagine the smell of her vanilla perfume.

You say: She was younger than me.
You don’t say: The sixteen summers in her bones warmed the eighteen winters my skin had weathered.

You say: It’s nothing now.
You don’t say: But it was everything then.

Some things are better left unsaid (via witcheszbrew)

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Wednesday, August 6, 2014

I woke up from a nap, and from the lounge room I could hear my father and little sister talking about how they couldn’t stand a woman doctor who treated her, wearing muslim religious garments, spewing bullshit like “This is it, soon they’ll be bringing their violence over here” and it is the most goose bump inducing horrible feeling, when your father is passing his racism on to your siblings.

petcanadian:

spawkward:

petcanadian:

spawkward:

what’s a pirates favorite letter?

if it’s rrrrrrr i’m going to kill you

you may think its r… but his true love be the C

i fucking hate this website

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

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Saturday, August 2, 2014

Adam Scott’s Scholarly Analysis Of “Ice Ice Baby” (x)

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Thursday, July 31, 2014
Wednesday, July 30, 2014
witnesstheabsurd:

+ BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON +

witnesstheabsurd:

+ BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON +

Myers Briggs By Superpowers

readingontheroof:

INFJ: Visions of the future
ESTP: Superhuman strength
INTJ: Immortality
ESFP: Ability to freeze time
INFP: Literary manipulation
ESTJ: Power negation
INTP: Omniscience
ESFJ: Healing powers
ISFJ: Visions of the past
ENTP: Dimensional travel
ISTJ: Photographic memory
ENFP: Reality warping
ISFP: Shape shifting
ENTJ: Mind control
ISTP: Invulnerability
ENFJ: Empathic powers

danis-foolery-of-hearts:

gamers-de-culto:

Sir Michael

stop right there, smooth criminal scum

danis-foolery-of-hearts:

gamers-de-culto:

Sir Michael

stop right there, smooth criminal scum