Tuesday, September 30, 2014

outofcontextdnd:

Summoner: Does the skeleton thief have intelligence?

DM: From what you can tell, yes.

Summoner: Alright, then I’m going to seduce the skeleton.

DM: What the- okay. Fine. Just roll.

Summoner: *rolls a natural 20* Okay, so that’s gonna be 33 total to seduce the skeleton.

DM: Yknow what. Fuck it. You seduced the skeleton.

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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Thursday, September 25, 2014

(Source: sandandglass)

Sunday, September 21, 2014
a-ltaria:

drown // front porch step.

a-ltaria:

drown // front porch step.

Saturday, September 20, 2014

jaclcfrost:

living in a small town is wonderful

  • are there a lot of modes of transportation? nope! you either drive or you’re out of luck basically
  • are there a lot of job opportunities? no! of course not
  • are there things to do? hang out at the grocery store or go to the only movie theater the town has!
  • are the people nice? of course not! not at all!
  • are you close to anything interesting? nope! everything interesting happens hours away and you’re stuck in the middle of nowhere
Thursday, September 18, 2014
christmas-type-furret:

This is literally the most bomb-ass D&D story I’ve ever read in my life oh my god.

christmas-type-furret:

This is literally the most bomb-ass D&D story I’ve ever read in my life oh my god.

(Source: floyd-pinkerton-official)

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

It’s not about making money…

Sunday, September 14, 2014

balcerak:

Infinite multiverses and I’m stuck in the one where superheroes are fictional and people kill other people for having different colored skin

Friday, September 12, 2014
Thursday, September 11, 2014

bombing:

rangedrelic:

bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

*enchanted

thanks for catching that typo. can’t believe i missed it

zaruba-needslove:

I still can’t figure out Narutaki.

flamelscross:

no shit sherlock

Monday, September 8, 2014

mousathe14:

ankoku37:

brianthuff:

Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?

This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.

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"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."

"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."

"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."

"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."

"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."

"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”

"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."

"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."

"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."

I CANT BREATHE